So I just saw hack director and overall useless hairpile Michael Bay appear on my TV spouting off about how he demands things to be awesome. He demands it. The fact this guy is demanding anything from anyone is a mishandled joke to begin with.At first, I thought this was some kind of hilarious jab as I had never actually known what Michael Bay looks like. His reputation precedes him though, as anyone that's watched 15 minutes of anything he's directed can tell you. There's generally a lot of things exploding that shouldn't and the things that should do so even more than thought possible.
Apparently though, someone told our friend Michael about his reputation, but rather than get mad and try to change himself for the better, he's thought up the super-smart plan to shill himself for Verizon FiOS. Way to gain your dignity back. Buy yourself a fucking razor and shave once in a while, or maybe hire someone with all your awesome "Transformers" and "Verizon FiOS" money and have them shave you, because apparently you're too busy making things explode to do it yourself. He looks like he just got kicked out of a soup kitchen for playing with his food for the eighth time.
Honestly, when did we start paying people to embrace their stupidity?
